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Asda Welcomes Shoeless, Pyjama-Wearing Freaks

SUPERMARKET chain Asda is targeting its Spring campaign at the shambling underclass looking for bargains in their nightclothes.

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Do '45 Minutes', Fans Tell Blair

FANS of Tony Blair are today looking forward to a selection of his greatest hits, including Saddam Hussein Was a Horrible Man and the classic show-stopper 45 Minutes.

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