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Bank Bail-Out Thwarted By Powerful Soup Kitchen Lobby

THE $700 billion rescue of Wall Street has been held up after intense lobbying by America's vast and powerful soup manufacturers.

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Whatever The Question, The Answer Is Broccoli

BROCCOLI is now the answer to any question you care to throw at it, according to new research.

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