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Bastard Americans Ruin Your Life

ALL your hopes and dreams were shattered by bastard Americans last night, just as you suspected they always would be.

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Smokers Forced To Wear Their Lungs As A Hat

SMOKERS are to be forced to walk around wearing their lungs on their head, under tough new government rules.

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