Tories Lock Norman Lamont In Large Wooden Box

THE Tories last night staked their claim as the party of economic competence by locking former chancellor Norman Lamont in a great big box.

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Englishman crosses Channel using nothing but car ferry

AN Englishman has successfully crossed the Channel to France using nothing but a car ferry.

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