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'I've got the receipt if you hate it', and six other Christmas throw-down challenges

FILMS and TV would have us believe that Christmas is when we forget our differences but that’s pure bollocks. These classic lines will incite festive violence:

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'Are you still… you know?' and other questions dickhead family members ask at Christmas

THE season of joy and giving is also a time for knobhead family members to ask insensitive questions, like these: 

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