Key financial decisions now based on free toy

BRITONS will spend any amount of money in order to get a ‘plush toy’, it has emerged.

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Furious entertainment industry promises year from hell

THE entertainment industry has responded to last week’s internet blackout by vowing to make 2012 a new low in the history of entertainment.

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