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Market dips on shrinking of Beckham's balls

THE FTSE 100 has dipped after photographs showed a sharp reduction in the size of David Beckham’s testicles.

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North West particularly unbearable

TRAVELLERS have been warned that large areas of North West England are currently more awful than normal.

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