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Masters Of Universe File For Bankruptcy

THE masters of the universe were last night forced to relinquish control of their infinite creation and put all their personal items in a cardboard box.

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Taxi Driver Brains Have Inbuilt Capacity To Bore You Shitless

THE brains of taxi drivers have an inbuilt natural ability to bore the shit out of you, according to new research. 

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