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Newcastle Fans Call For The Reanimation Of Jackie Milburn

NEWCASTLE United fans last night warned the club's potential buyers they must invest heavily in the reanimation of 1950s hero Jackie Milburn.

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Carnage as Facebook moves everything slightly to the left

HOSPITALS were struggling to cope last night as rival Facebook gangs fought running battles across a dozen British towns and cities.

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