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Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong With Gigantic New Bank

HBOS and Lloyds TSB last night created a monstrous new banking entity safe in the knowledge that nothing can possibly go wrong.

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Lib Dems Ask If Clegg Was In Last Of The Summer Wine

THE Lib Dems last night phoned 250,000 voters to ask if Nick Clegg was the medium sized one in Last of the Summer Wine.

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