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Past Times give workers Ye Olde Sacke

PANIC gift purchase store Past Times has made 574 workers redundant today via the medium of town crier.

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Queen's new boat to be massive waste of private money

ONLY private money should pissed away on the Queen’s new boat, the government has insisted.

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