Subscribe

Petrol still most reasonably-priced thing at service stations

DESPITE rising petrol prices it remains the only item at motorway service stations an average family can reasonably afford. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Man holds whichever opinion is most likely to get him laid

A MAN’S values and worldviews lean towards whichever ones stand the best chance of resulting in sex, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Next story ›