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Satan Forced To Sell Heathrow

SATAN, the Prince of Darkness, is to launch an appeal after he was ordered to sell Heathrow.

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US And Poland Sign Death To Poland Agreement

THE US and Poland yesterday signed an historic agreement which will guarantee the total destruction of the eastern European state. 

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