Subscribe

'Sorry, do you mean al-you-min-ee-um?' Britain asks US

THE UK has admitted it has never heard of the ‘Aloo-min-um’ the US is supposedly imposing a 25 per cent tariff on. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Exes only friends when they're single

TWO people who used to be in a relationship are still good friends whenever neither of them is in a relationship, they have confirmed. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›