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Stock Exchange Reopens Shouting Pits

COMPUTER problems have forced the London Stock Exchange to reopen its famous shouting pits.

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US Becomes World's Biggest Council Estate

AMERICA became the world’s largest council estate last night after the US government bought all the houses.

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