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Everyone Really Meant To Watch Paralympics

EVERYONE in Britain really meant to watch the Paralympics this weekend but ended up missing it for some reason.

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Chops Better Than Planet

A UNITED Nation's plea to reduce meat consumption was rejected last night as millions decided planet Earth was not as good as some nice chops.

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