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Stockmarkets Running Out Of Underpants

FINANCIAL institutions across the globe last night urged the US to agree a bail-out package, warning they are down to their last four pairs of useable underpants.

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Will Britain Be Ruled By A Voodoo King?

THE government is to introduce legislation that will leave Britain in the clutches of voodoo, it was claimed last night.

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