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Supermarkets openly targeting tight bastards

TESCO has launched a special Tight Bastard range aimed at misers.

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UK in deadly grip of Pimm’s

BRITAIN is reeling under an onslaught of Pimm’s-fuelled violence and disorder due to forgetting that the summer drink is alcoholic.

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