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The six shops inexplicably left in Britain's ghost town shopping centres

BLEAK, dystopian, barely a sign of life, except somehow, in the middle of the emptiness, these shops remain. What are these sinister retail relics?  

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Now nobody allowed any oil in classic dad move

AS the world’s angry dad, the US has ruled that since Iran will not stop quarrelling and open the Strait of Hormuz now nobody can have any oil. 

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