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Twiggy Is 300 Years Old, Admits Oil Of Olay

TWIGGY is a 300 year-old Bulgarian woman, Oil of Olay admitted last night.

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1,000 Years Of Cliff Richard, Warn Scientists

SIR Cliff Richard could survive well into the next ice age, according to new research.

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