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UK Economy Grows By Fifteen Pence

BRITAIN emerged from recession today as the economy grew by 15p.

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Chimp To Direct Sherlock Holmes Sequel

AN EIGHT-year old chimp named Boko will direct the follow-up to Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes after his debut was rated as more coherent than Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

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