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Waterboarding Comes To Center Parcs

CENTER Parcs, the market leading holiday resort company, has added waterboarding to its list of family-focused leisure activities.

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Ronaldo Joins Queue For Paris Hilton's Vagina

CRISTIANO Ronaldo celebrated his record-breaking £80m move to Real Madrid last night by joining the early morning queue outside Paris Hilton's private parts.

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