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Will Chocolate Buttons taste like shit? asks Britain

FEARS were growing today that chocolate buttons are inevitably going to end up tasting like shit.

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Army To Be Made Up Of Mythical Creatures By 2016

DEFENCE cuts could see Britain's armed forces being made up of Minotaurs, winged horses and nightmarish un-dead demons from Hellraiser, according to a new report.

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