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Women disgusting, says Dove

WOMEN are icky and only our products can save them, Dove has claimed.

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Worker unable to rationalise why he ate a Greggs pasty

AN OFFICE worker is unable to figure out why he ate a pasty from Greggs for his lunch.

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