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Andrew punished by becoming a regular shitmuncher like you

PRINCE Andrew has been punished for his crimes and lies by being reduced to the state of being just a regular nobody just like you. 

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The big Tesco: Seven Wonders of your Crap Hometown

EVERY unimpressive mid-sized town has features its defensive residents believe make it stand out, and they’re always the same seven things:

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