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Bennifer, and five other events that won't reoccur for another 19 years

THE breakup of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez has proven that time is a flat circle. It’s one of many things doomed to repeat itself in 19 years’ time: 

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The 17 deadly weapons of the middle-class child

YOUR skin prickles. The hair on your neck stands up. A middle-class child is approaching, armed and dangerous. But which of its deadly weapons will it choose? 

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