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Britney To Be Frozen Until Pop Standards Collapse

BRITNEY Spears is to be frozen in a tube until pop standards decline sufficiently for her to relaunch her career, it was confirmed last night.

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London Now Worse Than Some Place In Australia

LONDON now offers a worse quality of life than some place in Australia for God’s sake, it emerged last night.

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