Daytime TV presenter sexual fantasies that suggest you need to get a job

RACHEL Riley wears sexy dresses on Countdown, but they’re not a strong enough excuse not to get a f**king job. Obsessed with these daytime hotties? You should lose your benefits: 

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Woman fakes entire relationship

A WOMAN has admitted that she faked the previous five years of an apparently satisfying relationship, it has emerged.

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