Eight celebrities you're definitely in with a chance with now they're older

IN their ravishing youth you had no chance, but now they’ve been ravaged by time you could get to at least second base with these: 

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Rupert Murdoch dating anyone who brings him soup

THE man who holds Britain’s balls in the claw of his withered hand is open to marriage to anyone who provides soup, it has emerged. 

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