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Gen Alpha discovers Lemmy was not a religious figure

13-YEAR-OLDS are learning that Lemmy, widely known as St Kilmister of Motörhead, was not canonised by any major church and their fathers were lying. 

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Next emergency alert to warn against texting your ex

THE next emergency alert sent to all residents of the UK without warning will warn against sending a text to your ex. 

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