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Six rain conversations to have with friends, family, total f**king strangers, anyone, this week

RAIN is coming, and the drought which has afflicted traditional conversations about weather is almost ended. Overexcited Britons will be having these dialogues: 

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How to give your girlfriend the best day before dumping her

LIKE a beloved family pet being put down, before parting with one’s girlfriend she must be given one last wonderful day. Follow this schedule: 

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