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How to pull Kate Moss: A guide for divorced men in their 50s

KATE Moss is single and 50, and therefore the perfect match for divorced guys of a similar age. If you’ve carried a torch for Ms Moss since the 1990s, here’s how to finally woo her. 

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Man's forehead simply growing

A MAN has countered allegations of hair loss by asserting that it only seems that way because his brow is growing by the day. 

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