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I am just the sort of credible celebrity supporter Reform needs. By Bonnie Blue

NIGEL Farage should be glad of my support. I’m practically a household name, I have a strong work ethic, and I’m not out of touch with young people, many of whom I have f**ked.

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Removing your partner's multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy

UNRAVELLING your over-insulated partner for sexual frolics can be a race against losing interest. Here’s how to get there with the mood intact.

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