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I spent nine hours wedged up Paltrow's fanny, says skier

A SKIER is suing Gwyneth Paltrow after a 2016 accident on the slopes left him trapped in her fanny for nine hours.

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Johnson to be wheeled in front of select committee wearing straitjacket

BORIS Johnson is to be wheeled in front of the select committee in a straitjacket on a gurney for the public’s safety.

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