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I'll Feed Anything That Moves, Says Garraway

TV presenter Kate Garraway last night pledged to pump her milk into anything that can suck it.

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Cameron Enjoys Proper Holiday With Toffs

DAVID Cameron is back in Britain and feeling refreshed after enjoying his proper holiday with millionaire aristocrats.

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