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'It's not you, it's Coldplay': Things that were probably said during Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson's break-up

BREAK-UPS are always difficult, and upsetting things can be said. Celebrities like Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are no different, so here are some of the comments they might have made.

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