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Jesus had a big knob, Turin shroud reveals

JESUS Christ had a larger-than-average penis and insisted on shoehorning this fact into conversation, research into the Turin Shroud has proved.

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Brian Cox, and five other celebrities who could be high as f**k and you'd never know

WITH his spaced-out ramblings about the wonders of the universe, no observer can discern whether Brian Cox is straight or high. These are similarly challenging: 

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