Katniss, and other kids old enough to really hate their pop culture names

NAMING your child after a once-popular TV show or celebrity was always stupid, and now the poor victim is old enough to hate you for it. These were a mistake: 

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Blur, and other bands who followed popular success with albums recorded up their own arses

HAD a hit? Enjoying the money and blowjobs, but feel it does not adequately reflect who you are as artists? Then record your next album in your own colon, like these: 

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