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Kim Kardashian to face Pippa Middleton in buttock duel

US REALITY star Kim Kardashian will face Pippa Middleton in a buttock-based confrontation that could decide the future of the monarchy.

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Immensely rich and famous pop star 'had quite a lot of sex'

Journalists uncover shocking evidence that globally famous, unfathomably wealthy musician did an above average amount of shagging.

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