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Man claims vague relationship with every Team GB medallist

A MAN claims to have worked with, played football against, babysat and lived next-door to each and every Team GB Olympics medalist.

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Friend always there with shit advice

A WOMAN is always available to listen to her friends’ problems and give them spectacularly shit advice.

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