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Olympic torch being a right bastard

THE Olympic torch is becoming increasingly arrogant and egotistical, it has emerged.

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Train company launches less ambitious Slightly Quieter Carriage

GREAT Western Trains is to replace the quiet carriage with a new compartment where customers are asked to be just a fraction less irritating.

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