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Panic Spreads As Sting Is Right About Something

COMMUNITIES across Britain were gripped by fear last night after Sting was right about something.

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Robinho Requests Transfer As Drugs Wear Off

MANCHESTER City striker Robinho has requested a transfer after missing his scheduled dose of psychotropic drugs.

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