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New 'Call Of Duty' To Include Six Months In Helmand

THOUSANDS of computer game fans were last night surprised to learn the new Call Of Duty includes a legally-binding pledge to fight in Afghanistan.

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Lethal Injection For Man Who Gave £350k To Jordan

AS the Washington Sniper received his lethal injection last night, campaigners in Britain asked if there was any left for whoever gave Jordan £350,000 to do I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

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