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Picture of Kate smiling is sickening hammer blow to Sussexes' ambitions

HARRY and Meghan are thought to be reeling in shock after their whole return to Britain was shattered by a picture of beautiful Kate smiling delightedly. 

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Atlantis, and other things easier to find than an NHS dentist

BAD teeth due to being British? Theoretically an NHS dentist can treat you, but due to underfunding and greed you would have more luck finding these: 

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