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Rich People Very Happy

NEW research has revealed that Britain's rich people are happier than ever, thank you for asking.

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Brown Useless At Connect Four, Says Blair

GORDON Brown is one of the worst players of Connect Four ever to hold the office of prime minister, friends of Tony Blair said last night.

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