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Royal twins will lead to Man in the Iron Mask, say experts

IF the Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to royal twins one of them will be imprisoned on an island and forced to wear an iron helmet, it has emerged.

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Amazon sells out of DVD box sets

TAX-CAUTIOUS online retailer Amazon has been flooded with orders for box sets following the royal pregnancy announcement.

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