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Search Continues For Top Of Gordon Ramsay's Head

FRIENDS and colleagues of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay are today continuing their search for the top of his head.

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Drogba Bitten By Large-Breasted Mosquito

DIDIER Drogba has contracted malaria after a one night stand with a former mosquito glamour model.

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