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BNP Actually A Wild Animal Charity

THE British National Party was founded as a charity to help nurse poorly hedgehogs back to health, lawyers studying the party’s constitution have found.

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John Barnes Crowned God Of 'Nuts'

FORMER England striker John Barnes has been accorded the status ‘God of Nuts‘ after missing his son’s birth to do a football thing.

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