Six grovelling royalist excuses for Prince Andrew that are desperate bollocks

NOW that Prince Andrew has settled in the Virginia Guiffre case, royalist sycophants have gone into strange contortions defending the Duke. So what feeble excuses have they come up with?

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The wealthy pricks, and other hideous couples everyone knows

DO you know an annoying couple whose awfulness is compounded by the fact that there are two of them? Here are five unbearable duos you hate running into:

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