Townshend researching book about swearing at children

PETE Townshend is working on a book about how little children react when you tell them to fuck off.

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Cardinal admits trying to touch other man's penis while kissing him on the mouth

CARDINAL Keith O’Brien has denied being gay, insisting he just wanted to touch erect penises.

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